贴两个成人笑话

（一）一个年轻美貌的英语老师上课，叫学生们ABC. 让大家跟着念。老师发现有个学生不念B. 就问他为什么。
学生说，“妈妈说， B不是个好词，不让我说“。
老师说，”你妈妈的B和老师的B不是一个B. 你妈妈的B是用来骂人的。我的这个B是外国人用的“。

（二）有一对双胞胎。一个叫出来，一个叫进去。出来有一个游艇。进去有一个体弱多病的老婆。有一天，出来的游艇沉到海里了。祸不单行。不久进去的老婆也死了。一天出来在街上逛，一位进去的朋友碰见他，以为是进去。就表示了一下同情。
朋友说，”咳，听说她不在了“。
出来说，”我早就知道它要出问题。前面裂了个缝。后面破了个洞。还常漏水。前一阵还被朋友借去用个几天“。

第一个笑话是电视上看的。费玉清看见下面观众里学生不少，讲了这个笑话。
第二个是新加坡97.2FM广播里讲的。

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